Brady: Sorry, moms. One Direction said “shit” so they’re not necessarily super safe anymore. Music is still pretty straightforward, though. Don’t have to worry about that. 3/10
Cory: Hahahahahahahahahahaha. All the rock n’ roll sex appeal of a Buckcherry song, without the pesky eligibility to receive retirement benefits! (Buckcherry are so old and gross, just like this song.) 2/10
Karin: Ooooooh, a little faux rock. Now this I can get behind from 1D! It feels like a song missing from Grease (maybe Grease 2), its playful and fun. This would be like a big dance break in the middle of the movie, where true feelings were revealed, and everything would become more complicated. 7/10
Brian: I liked it more when it was called “Pour Some Sugar on Me.” Actually, no I didn’t. 5/10
Editor’s note: One Direction do not actually say “shit” on this song. They are God’s perfect little angels and would never say such a word.
Is that Justin Lamb in the thumbnail?
Yeah, Brian-what a blatant rip, right? ¡Jesús Cristo!